how to stick to a vegetarian diet



- you can't make dairy out of nuts. you can't. cows and nuts are different. - i'm like a convenience vegetarian. - straight up meat eater. - we did a bacon taste test the other day and it was the happiest time of my life. - it's got no lactose,no casein, no gluten, no soy, no cholesterol.

- so i don't know whatelse could be in this. - doesn't look too bad so far. - it says it melts and stretches. - why do i have to be told that it's going to melt and stretch? - already smells funny. - starting to second guess it now that the smell's coming in. - uh-uh, that's not swiss cheese.

- oh yeah, it really tastes like cheese. - no it doesn't. - yeah it does. - really bad. - i have goose bumps. - blue cheese and like mucus? - on a sandwich i could imagine this going really well. - like that?

- yeah, well, on like a meat sandwich. - i'm so sorry vegans. - dr. cow treenut cheese. - i'm not feeling well. is dr. cow available? - dr. cow is a very funny name. - nuts? i didn't know you could age nuts. - this is a candle.

someone just forgot to put a wick in it. - someone took alifetime's worth of earwax and like compounded it. - that's exactly what it looks like, and now that's really gross that you. - okay, so this actuallyhas a more cheese-like feel. - oh man, that smells diabolical. - it smells like kind of sour. - this one's way better than the last one.

- no it isn't. - i am so upset to say that it works. - i think this one's way better. it's still a little mealy and weird. - it really doesn't tastelike any sort of cheese, but it's not bad. - it has hashtag cheese karma, so... - look at this label! it says follow your heart.

- the liberal packagingreally pisses me off. - i'm with you. - it even feels like cheese. feel this, it's got like a. - oh, it got that bounce. - smells awful. - no. oh. oh, no.

- mmmm. oh-ho-ho. - the consistency is terrible. - aftertaste wasn't bad though. - like. - you know how a trampoline feels? if you took a bite out of that, that's what this would be. - yeah, zero out of 10.

- tofutti? i love these names, man. this is like my favorite part. - oh, you don't know tofutti? - i don't know tofutti. - oh, they make a wholeline of ice creams, and other shitty dairy products. - actually, this smellsthe most promising. - (laughs) why doesn'tit taste like anything?

- it tastes like the real stuff. - yeah, i feel like youcould fool me with this. - i think it would tastemuch worse hot though. - i could eat this whole thing. - that's pretty un-offensive. - treeline cheese. treenut cheese. aged artisanal treenut cheese. - you could probably putthis in someone's bathroom

and they would wash their hands with it. - you know that brand,crabtree and evelyn, they make candles and soaps? - smells like play-do, looks like play-do. - it feels like play-do. - i feel like if urbanoutfitters sold cheese this is how it would be packaged. - this is really good. - this is a very pleasing cheese.

- it's not bad. yeah, i mean this fantacheese is working out. - they made tree nuts tastekind of like blue cheese. - this is fun to play with. - k for keith and a k for hillary. - so this is artisanal vegan cheese from a shop in los angeles. - vromage. - so vegan fromage.

- it looks nicer than the other one. - sounds kind of dooshy. - oh yeah, i can put this on everything. - oh man. - i like it. - oh yeah. - yeah. - i could do this. - they'll never get the texture right.

i think we just have to accept that. - this is a sweet little girl. let me taste more of that. - were those two biteslike a $1.50 of cheese? - this opened me up to a whole new world. - i think i'm going tostick to milk cheese. - we've come a long way in vegan cheese.

how to stick to a vegetarian diet,- we've got a long way still to go. - we have such a long way to go.

- i wonder if all this vegan cheese is going to make my poop look weird.